(submitted by alphaphemale)
15 Reasons Why Jacob Black Is Better Than Edward Cullen:
- Jacob is alive. Edward is dead.
- Jacob is warm and cuddly. Edward is an ice cube. He had to cuddle on top of the sheet just so Bella doesn’t freeze.
- Jacob is happy and smiles all the time. Edward is moodier than a PMSing adolescent.
- Jacob listens to Bella and compromises. Edward decides what’s good for her and dictates.
- Jacob makes Bella happy. Edward makes Bella anxious, stupid, and obsessive.
- Jacob and Bella have equal power in their relationship. Edward has all the power.
- Jacob made Bella sad and confused for two weeks. Edward made Bella feel rejected and suicidally depressed for months.
- It takes Jacob one day to apologize for making Bella miserable. It takes Edward most of a year and a whole lot of drama.
- Bella loves Jacob for his sunny personality. Bella loves Edward cuz he smells good and looks “pretty”.
- Jacob and Bella’s age difference is two years. Edward’s is one hundeed (wtf?).
- Jacob can turn into a wolf. All Edward can do is sparkle.
- Who honestly likes kissing a statue? They’re too cold, stiff, unresponsive, and just plain hard.
- Jacob is perfect because he isn’t perfect. Edward is too perfect.
- Jacob has a pimped out motorcycle. All Edward has is a stupid shiny Volvo.
- Jacob is hilarious. Edward is plain boring.
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#5, made me think .
It’s all true though. LOL, all Edward can do is SPARKLE .
DAMN TRUE! Sorry, team edward =))
Still TEAM EDWARD.. :) loves—*
So last night we started drinking at mine, then went to Varsity for a while with all the people off my course. We were gonna go to Space with everyone but Imogen doesn’t like it, so me and rachel been good friends went to Subculture - Moustache night and took her so she was happy haha. It was a good night, i got a moustache sticker and put it where a moustache would grow but my drink made it all wet and i lost it :( I enjoy my stamp though but gonna wash it off now aha.
Gonna go and sort my passport details in uni in afew minutes for Barcelona :D then book mine and Gaz’s New Moon tickets for tonight cos he’s coming at 8ish, but i have a daft lecture about some computer design programme 6-8 :( not ideal and definetly gonna be boring.
